A Sleeved Police Lady, The Angry Ginger, and T-Mobile's CEO

     Tonight I was a witness in a fender-bender on the way to get to get some food from The Angry Ginger Irish Pub. There wasn't anything special about the event, a Jeep mistook a green light in another lane for his and went forward and hit a truck. We stayed to be witnesses for the police and moral support for the girl in the truck, who had come down from Virginia and knew no one in the town. Anyway, to the part that I found entertaining and pretty awesome: one of the police, the lady, had a sleeve and was just fucking great! Along with the sleeve, at one point she was trying to get the men in the Jeep's attention, even flashed her flashlight at them - they didn't even see. When they failed to pay her attention she turned and mouthed "OH MY GOD". It had to be one of the funniest things I'd seen today, and probably in a while. Beyond that, the whole event was routine.
     With that we headed to dinner, had a nice meal, listened to people say "fuck" multiple times within a breath, and got out of the rain. Oh, there was also a lady trying to push what little chest she had a good two inches in front of her legs, so that was entertaining.

     On another note, I have found out that the T-Mobile CEO has a love for T-Mobile Chuck Taylors, he even offered all his managers a pair, and calling out Verizon Wireless and AT&T on his Twitter account. Check him out, he's pretty funny.

     I also learned that I don't really know how to fill out a witness statement. When I went to write the statement, I was about to describe it as a story, not solely the facts like I was meant to.